And the "Hits" Just Keep Coming

Something is wrong with the world when CNN's "breaking news" consists of this:

"Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson apologizes for calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. More soon."

Who gives a fuck? I mean seriously. An apology for an assasination call? I assume the dialog went something like this:

Robertson: "Ya'll, I apologize for callin' for the killin' of that nice brown fella down in Venezuela, and be with the starving pygmies down in Africa. Amen."

A different article goes on to say:

"In Havana, where he had met with Cuban President Fidel Castro to discuss ties between the two countries, Chavez told reporters he had never heard of Robertson.

Asked about the broadcaster's call for his assassination, Chavez said, "It doesn't matter to me."

"I don't know who that person is," he said. "As far as his opinion of me goes, I couldn't care less.""

He then remarked, "STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME. NYA NYA."

I Don't Know Why...

... this made me laugh. What a slap in the face, check it out:

ELGIN, Ill. -- Philadelphia-based Comcast is apologizing for an insulting epithet on a bill.
LaChania Govan made dozens of phone calls to the cable company to complain about service, but she said she was never rude.
So the Elgin, Ill., woman was shocked when her bill came and had the insult printed where her name should be.
Instead of her name, the bill had the "b" word printed on it.


I guess the squeaky wheel really does get the "grease", ba dum bum CHING!!!!

Yet Another Reason....

...to buy Mac.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A computer worm shut down computer systems running the Windows 2000 operating system across the United States on Tuesday, hitting computers at CNN, ABC and The New York Times.

So all it takes is a little worm to hobble the media computers? Who would've thought. I don't know about you but I had my fill of Bill Gates' software turd about a year ago with the last worm. I found sweet refuge at the Apple store. Yum.

Been A Long Time

What lop I have become. Shame on me, ignoring my poor bloggy.
Well, yesterday was my 21st birthday. Hahahaha. Not! At 26, I am no longer as they say, a spring chicken. But seriously, who ever wanted to be referred to as a "chicken" anyway? One thing I certainly am not, friends, is a chicken.

Let me fill you in, though, I had the most perfect birthday I have ever had. It was like something greater than myself looked into me and gave me everything I wanted. Yes, it was that good.

Hopefully this next year will be better than the last year of my life. I have a feeling that maybe it will.