I don't know you
You don't know me
Yet you wanna "cyber"
Still you wanna meet
I don't have a cam
at least not for you
to sit in your home
and jerk off to
You're an internet wierdo
Yeah I know your game
A,S,L
Where you from again?
Your face I know
I'll never ever see
Why oh why oh wierdo
Do you bother me?
Are there really chicks who go for this?
Or maybe they're really boys
Pass the anal-eze
Break out the sex toys
All I really know
Is I don't wanna end up
Duct taped hog-style
In the back of your van or truck
So, Internet wierdo
Pardon me if I'm rude
But In this day and age
it's a survivalist attitude
So have a nice day, pervo
hope you finally find
another friendly wierdo
to put that carrot up your behind.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
Friday, November 12, 2004
BLASPhEMOUS RUMORS
WELL HOWDY. It's Friday night and my sorry ass is sitting here having some thoughts. I don't know what the fuck this mood is, maybe it could have something to do with the circus that is my life. All that's missing is a barking seal and a child molesting clown. Oh, wait. Got the child molesting clown covered. Wonderous!
Anyway, today I went to work like normal, driving 80 down the Pali to avoid being late and thus incurring the wrath of upper management. Fat fucking lot of good that did. The owner of the company I work for (which shall remain nameless) sat me down today and explained that she was giving my "job" to someone else. I knew I was getting fucked but I smiled and let it happen. It was just like watching a plane crash. I choose my battles though.Whoopty fucking doo!
I wonder if what they say is true. You know, that whole thing about "When one door closes another opens"?
Is that just more bullshit like when they say someone who's ugly has a "Good Personality"? And I don't know about you, but I've chased down a lot of rainbows here in Hawaii and never found one god damn pot of gold.
Methinks things can only get better.
SCOTT PETERSON was found guilty. Too bad he wasn't famous. He might've gotten away with it a la Orenthal J. No witnesses, no concrete motive! Screw a sailboat! He should've invested in that white Bronco....Although the concrete anchors were a nice touch. What a moron.
Anyway, today I went to work like normal, driving 80 down the Pali to avoid being late and thus incurring the wrath of upper management. Fat fucking lot of good that did. The owner of the company I work for (which shall remain nameless) sat me down today and explained that she was giving my "job" to someone else. I knew I was getting fucked but I smiled and let it happen. It was just like watching a plane crash. I choose my battles though.Whoopty fucking doo!
I wonder if what they say is true. You know, that whole thing about "When one door closes another opens"?
Is that just more bullshit like when they say someone who's ugly has a "Good Personality"? And I don't know about you, but I've chased down a lot of rainbows here in Hawaii and never found one god damn pot of gold.
Methinks things can only get better.
SCOTT PETERSON was found guilty. Too bad he wasn't famous. He might've gotten away with it a la Orenthal J. No witnesses, no concrete motive! Screw a sailboat! He should've invested in that white Bronco....Although the concrete anchors were a nice touch. What a moron.
Friday, November 05, 2004
Hey, sorry about that!
Women recant sex abuse allegations
Man sentenced to life in 1984
Raleigh- N.C.
So, apparently two women have come forward to recant accusations of sexual abuse levelled at an innocent man who just spent 20 years in jail! 20 YEARS, for a crime he didn't commit! I admit it, my mind is once again blown by the audacity of some people.
"The accusers, cousins who were 4 and 6 when they made the charges, were expected to testify Friday that they falsely accused Sylvester Smith, 53. He was given two consecutive life sentences in 1984."
Dearly departed Grandma pressured the girls to finger the poor guy in the molestations to cover up for a nine year old cousin who later ended up in jail for murder anyway.
Their Lawyer....."[Gore] said he first heard from one of the victims this summer, when she wrote that Smith was being punished too harshly".
Hmm, you don't say? Too harshly??
"If the charges against Smith are dropped, he can petition the governor for a pardon. If one is granted, Smith could be entitled to as much as $400,000 in compensation from the state."
So that's the state of North Carolina's fix to 20 lost years of a life?
Let's do some math:
$400,000 divided by 20 years = a whopping $20,000 a year
All that, and he even has to petition for a pardon!
Unbelievable.
Man sentenced to life in 1984
Raleigh- N.C.
So, apparently two women have come forward to recant accusations of sexual abuse levelled at an innocent man who just spent 20 years in jail! 20 YEARS, for a crime he didn't commit! I admit it, my mind is once again blown by the audacity of some people.
"The accusers, cousins who were 4 and 6 when they made the charges, were expected to testify Friday that they falsely accused Sylvester Smith, 53. He was given two consecutive life sentences in 1984."
Dearly departed Grandma pressured the girls to finger the poor guy in the molestations to cover up for a nine year old cousin who later ended up in jail for murder anyway.
Their Lawyer....."[Gore] said he first heard from one of the victims this summer, when she wrote that Smith was being punished too harshly".
Hmm, you don't say? Too harshly??
"If the charges against Smith are dropped, he can petition the governor for a pardon. If one is granted, Smith could be entitled to as much as $400,000 in compensation from the state."
So that's the state of North Carolina's fix to 20 lost years of a life?
Let's do some math:
$400,000 divided by 20 years = a whopping $20,000 a year
All that, and he even has to petition for a pardon!
Unbelievable.
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