Ode To The Internet Wierdo

I don't know you
You don't know me
Yet you wanna "cyber"
Still you wanna meet

I don't have a cam
at least not for you
to sit in your home
and jerk off to

You're an internet wierdo
Yeah I know your game
A,S,L
Where you from again?

Your face I know
I'll never ever see
Why oh why oh wierdo
Do you bother me?

Are there really chicks who go for this?
Or maybe they're really boys
Pass the anal-eze
Break out the sex toys

All I really know
Is I don't wanna end up
Duct taped hog-style
In the back of your van or truck

So, Internet wierdo
Pardon me if I'm rude
But In this day and age
it's a survivalist attitude

So have a nice day, pervo
hope you finally find
another friendly wierdo
to put that carrot up your behind.